You know in The Cable Guy when Mattew Brodrick is waiting for Jim Carrey to show up & he takes foever so he jumps in the shower really fast not thinking he'd miss him? Yeah, that totally just happened to me with the FedEx guy. I was in the bathroom & the bastard didn't ring the doorbell so I had no idea he had even come. I just look on the door and there's a "Sorry we missed you" tag on there.
Reason 32 added to my "Why I hate FedEx" list.