amplifiedmouse

Time to leave for the Scientology meeting.

This should be fun. I'll be back with updates if they don't kidnap me, then freeze me, then put me in a volcano then blow me up.



haha, I'm gonna use the same tags as last time.

After the newest South Park episode, I decided it would be an awesome idea to learn more about Scientology. After finding a free, yes..it was free, personality test online, I decided to take that.


200 questions later, I found out that I was "totally depressed", as Stan Marsh said.

I also found out there's a "Church of Scientology" about five or six miles away from where I live.

SCORE!

I then got this email a couple days after I took the test.

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I figured it would be polite of me to call them back. I called and started to leave a message then someone picked up. I then scheduled an appointment for Tuesday at 8:00 P.M.

Am I wrong for doing this?

I don't think so.


I am taking Kyle's small tape recorder with me to record the conversation I have with them.

Really, a group of people that says that medical drugs are the worst thing ever. Yeah, I know that people do sell them to people who don't need them, and that's wrong. But not to prescribe them to people who are actually sick?

Do Scientologists use medical doctors?

The Church of Scientology has always had the firm policy of not diagnosing or treating the sick.

WTF?! I don't really know why I'm so interested in this. Maybe just because the hilarity level is registering off the charts.


Oh, and then there was this quote from Jenna Elfman. Who, I now believe, is dumber than a wall. When she was asked to sign autographs to be auctioned to raise money for AIDS awareness and research she declined and "stated that she couldn't support any organization that raised money for AIDS research or relief because 'AIDS is a state of mind, not a disease.'"

COME ON?!?! Seriously, if anyone on my friends list is a Scientologist, you're an idiot. I know that's offensive and I should respect peoples beliefs and blah blah blah. But, Jesus Christ, believe in something that you can at least think was true at some point in time and not something that was written by a science fiction author.


I can't wait for George Lucas' religion...