amplifiedmouse

It's a re-imagining...

So, I was watching Zack & Miri & looked up the fleshlight on amazon. I found something similar, but no fleshlight. Whatever, they have a website. I did find a pair of underwear that hides your cock from "sticking up 5 feet" as someone put it.

There was a hilarious review for this product. I clicked the guy's name to see what else he has done and found 7 amazingly funny reviews for products. Like this gem...

( 'I'm gonna binge drink now until I pass out.' 'She'll be fine. So, you suck each others cocks, eh?' )


Also, this entry had a lot of swearing and I apologize. But I'm not going to sit here and pretend that I don't love it when you shove your dick in my mouth.

I'm so tired of Anderson and mostly everyone/thing in it.


Can it seriously be like 2 weeks from now?