Stay at home because it's always the same.

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Me
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Sam: Ugh, that made my teeth itch. Oh God, my fingernails hurt.

Now my toenails hurt, too. I have to cut them.

Me: As punishment?

Sam: No, to get the weird off.

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Me
[info]amplifiedmouse

This is way too funny to not share with people. Namely Nealis.